A rollin' rock, electric shock
She gives a lickin' that doesn't stop
She line 'em up, push you 'round
Smokin' rings going round and round

Her hot potatoes
Will elevate you
Her bad behavior
Will leave you standing proud
Hard as a rock

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Hard as a rock
Harder than a rock
Hard as a rock
Harder than a rock

The lightnin' rod, strike it hot
Gonna hit you like the Rushmore rock
No nicotine, and no pipe dreams
So low and dirty it's darn right mean

Hell'elevator
I'll see you later
No I ain't gonna take it
I'm bustin' out
Hard as a rock

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