It was the biggest ever cock you'd ever seen, but you've no idea where that cock has been.
You said you were careful - you never were with me.
I heard you did it four times and jonnies come in packs of three.
She was the best shag i'd ever had.
That doesn't mean i'm saying, bedwise, you were bad.
I think you were working, we got a hotel.
We didn't have anything but i thought i might as well.
I never told the rest.
I was drunk and i told you i was thinking about a test.
You know i just said it for effect.
Then you laughed and said i'd fuck anything in a skirt once i'm erect.
And she's a famous harlot in this town.
I know enough to, but still i couldn't turn her down.
He said i'm an arsehole, what was i thinking?
It's far too easy to blame it on the drinking.
