When i'm at work, ya, i always rush right home for lunch
So i can check out what's up on the brady bunch
And when i'm walking through the front door at night
I gotta see who's winning on the price is right, oh

I never dreamed that i'd spend my days
Staring at some tube emitting cathode rays
I need my tv

What's happening in this world, i don't care at all
But it better not pre-empt monday night football
I can't even come up with my own views
I'm taught how to think from the evening news, oh

I never dreamed that i'd spend my days
Staring at some tube emitting cathode rays
I need my tv

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