I'm wasting time thinking about a girl
And stealing her away from her world
She and i would run away
I think of all the things that i'd say

We'd talk about important things
And i picture it in my dreams
She'd teach me about modern art
And i'd show her it's okay to fart and

Maybe i'd impress her
By being in a band and
Maybe if i act real tough
She'd let me hold her hand and
Maybe i'll win her heart
By writing this song about her

Sometimes i sit at home and
Wonder if she's sitting at home
Thinking of me and wondering if i'm
Sitting at home, thinking about her
Or am i just wasting my time

Remembering how she laughed at kinko's
When i made fun of that guy
Remebering the look she gave me
When i told her that i used to fry

I really want to ask her out
But my ego could never take it
And even if i got the balls
You know that the cougar would never make it

And in my town you can't drive naked

And maybe i'd impress her
By being in a band and
Maybe if i act real tough
She'd let me hold her hand and
Maybe i'll win her heart
By writing this song about her

Sometimes i sit at home and
Wonder if she's sitting at home
Thinking of me and wondering if i'm
Sitting at home, thinking about her
Or am i just wasting my time

Am i just wasting my time
Am i just wasting my time
Am i just wasting my time
Wasting my time thinking about a girl