I took her out
It was a friday night
I wore cologne
To get the feeling right
We started making out
And she took off my pants
But then i turned on the tv

And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And are still amused by tv shows
What the hell is add?
My friends say i should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?

Later on
On the drive home
I called her mom
From a payphone
I said i was the cops
And your husband's in jail
The state looks down on sodomy

And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And are still more amused by prank phone calls
What the hell is call id?
My friends say i should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?

And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And you still act like you're in freshman year
What the hell is wrong with me?
My friends say i should act my age

What's my age again?

And that's about the time that she broke up with me
Noone should take themselves so seriously
With many years ahead to fall in line
Why would you wish that on me?
I never wanna act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?

What's my age again?