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  • Main » C » Camper Van Beethoven » Axe Murderer Song Lyrics
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    Posted: 28.07.2004
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    Why do lovers park down deserted lanes
    Near haunted houses or homes for the insane
    Like the deformed son who was locked in a shed
    Later escaped when he chopped off their heads

    Why do axe murderers only attack
    When you're partially nude
    Or you're taking a bath
    Though there are times i feel softer then most
    Some days like yogurt
    And some days like toast

    Sorority girls and fraternity boys
    Always deflowered if they're rich or they're spoiled
    So we never feel bad when aunt betty who's dead
    Surprises them lying on her wedding bed when we're making love now i feel so exposed
    Might you impale me or turn into those
    Creatures over in my mind
    Forget about the last five years

    Back in the woods along a dirt track there is a house
    An old women on the porch with three dogs
    One of them blind
    Who knows what will happen
    Or what blind dogs see
    And i wish there was some place
    I really wanted to be
    I'm crossing over