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    Song Lyrics / K / Kinky Friedman / Waitret, Please, Waitret Lyrics
    (kinky friedman, major boles, roscoe west)

    Well, i pulled into dallat on a cold december day
    Bought coffee and a doughnut at the greasy spoon caf?,
    Spied me a pretty young waitret standing by her tray,
    But she couldn't believe her sweet young ears when the waitret heard me say:

    Oh, waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate,
    Eatin' ain't cheatin', lord it ain't no disgrace.
    Oh, bring me a lone star, make it a case
    And waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate.

    Well, i walked up to the jukebox feeling kind of mean,
    The waitret said, ??hey, stupid, that's a cigarette machine!??
    ??well, look-a here, young waitret, would you care to make a bet,
    And if that there ain't a jukebox, you can smoke my cigarette!??

    Oh, waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate,
    Eatin' ain't cheatin', lord it ain't no disgrace.
    Oh, bring me a lone star, make it a case
    And waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate.

    You're the prettiest thing in dallat, is dallat your home ?
    No, i come all the way from houton and i feel so all alone.
    I used to live in autin then i come up to big d
    In hopes to get my big break on national tv.

    Honey, i think i have what it takes to make you a star ?? but first ...

    Oh, waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate,
    Eatin' ain't cheatin', lord it ain't no disgrace.
    Oh, bring me a lone star, make it a case
    And waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate.

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