[verse:]
The morning after our first trip to green bay
We headed off to the station of greyhound
Not thinking much what was ahead
Ahead of us the stinky people and the smell
The smell on this bus

[chorus:]
Fuck the greyhound bus, fuck you!
Fuck the greyhound bus, fuck you!
Fuck the greyhound bus, fuck you!
Fuck the greyhound bus, fuck you!

[verse:]
A 32 ounce of high life and six sleeping pills
Were not enough to make me crash
So im still awake jeremiah's gonna get some ass
From the girl next to him all of this to play one show with goldfinger
What the fuck is wrong with us?

[chorus:]
Fuck the greyhound bus, fuck you!
Fuck the greyhound bus, fuck you!
Fuck the greyhound bus, fuck you!
Fuck the greyhound bus

[bridge:]
There's this girl next to nick and she has
More hair underneath her arm pits than the four of us combined
The driver warned his friend with colored hair and tattoos
He'd kick us off if we acted up well i wish he would of
Cause weve been sleeping on the floor for the past 2 nights
We're all out of beer
And all of this bullshit for a $99 fair

[chorus:]
So fuck the greyhound bus, fuck you!
Fuck the greyhound bus, fuck you!
Fuck the greyhound bus, fuck you!
Fuck the greyhound bus, fuck you!
F it all!