When I saw you piss on the rug, my heart fluttered
And I knew it was love, true love
All the things that you said and did to your mom
I knew you were the only one, the only one for me
(pre-chorus)
Go and call the priest
So he can exorcize me
Be my ghoul tonight...
(chorus)
Regan it was love at first fright, first fright
Love at first fright, first fright
Regan it was love at first fright, first fright
Love at first fright, first fright
I'd love it if you'd spin your head for me
Or vomit a beautiful pea soup green
So beautifully
Across you stomach it said, "Help Me"
I gotta' know will you marry me
Captain Howdy
(pre-chorus/chorus)
(Lead: Tripp)
(pre-chorus/chorus)
When I saw you piss on the rug,
My heart fluttered
And I knew it was love, true love
And on your stomach it said, "Help Me"
I gotta' know will you marry me, Captain Howdy
