I'm an artist honey
You'll see me sometimes
Making crazy pictures out of music and rhymes
Costume changes
Performed with poise
Dancing in formation
With a couple of boys
I take them on the road
With my reel-to-reels
I'm an artist honey
You know how that feels?
It's the greatest show
With the best effects
Since disco-tex
And the sexelettes
It's the greatest show
With the best effects
Since disco-tex
And the sexelettes
It's all about wonder
The power to be
Like thunder expressing electricity
It's the greatest show
With the best effects
Since disco-tex
And the sexelettes
Disco-tex and the sexelettes
Call it performance
Call it art
I call it disaster
If the tapes don't start
I've put all my life
Into live lip-sync
I'm an artist honey
You gonna get me a drink?
It's the greatest show
With the best effects
Since disco-tex
And the sexelettes
It's all about wonder
The power to be
Like thunder expressing electricity
It's the greatest show
With the best effects
Since disco-tex
And the sexelettes
