Hello, my name is Johnny
Hello, my name is Johnny
I'd like to explain myself
And I like to complain in vain

Sweet little boy... Johnny!
Sweet little boy... Johnny!

Let me show you the way to my
Let me show you the way to my
Let me help you explain your mind
When I help you explain your mind

Hello, my name is Roger
Hello, my name is Roger
I'd like to proclaim myself
A God, and like to ordain myself

Sweet little boy... Roger!
Sweet little boy... Roger!

Let me show you the way to my
Let me show you the way to my
Let me help you explain your mind
When I help you explain you mind
Let me show you the way to my
Let me show you the way to my
Let me help you explain your mind
When I help you explain you mind

Sweet little boy... Johnny!
Sweet little boy... also known as Roger!

Let me show you the way to my
Let me show you the way to my
Let me help you explain your mind
When I help you explain you mind
Let me show you the way to my
Let me show you the way to my
Let me help you explain your mind
When I help you explain you mind