Since you've been gone
Well i feel like i've been chewing on tinfoil
Since you been gone
It's like i got a great big mouthful of cod-liver oil
Well, i'm feeling like i stuck my hand inside a blender and turned it on
You know i've been in a bundle of pain
Since you've been gone
(well, since you've been gone, since you've been gone)


I couldn't feel worse if you dropped a 2 ton bowling ball on my toes
(since you've been gone)
It couldn't hurt any more if you shoved a red hot cactus up my nose


Since you've been gone
Well, it feels like i'm gettin' tetanus shots every day
Since you've been gone
It's like i got an ice cream panic that won't go away
Ever since the day you left me
I've been so miserable my dear
I feel almost as bad as i did
When you were still here